Current mood:
devious Category: Pets and Animals
I hate spiders. This is not anything new to those of you who have seen the arachnoleptic fits I throw when I so much as glimpse a spiderweb within 500 yards of my person. So I have taken a proactive route on dealing with them. Just follow the steps:
1. Acquire a candle lighter or really long match.
2. Seek out offending 8 legged beasts. Even if you are fearful, take the bull by the horns.
3. Ignite incendiary device.
4. Place below spider on web or strand of silk. Take care to not go above the spider as it can land on you while still alive.
5. Ignite spider. Hold flame until it curls up and falls harmlessly to the ground. Sometimes there is a little finesse required as spider silk burns quickly and the spider is definitely going to make a run northward.
6. Enjoy a world with one less spider.
7. Repeat.
Makes me very happy, you should try it.
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