Saturday, May 16, 2009

Re-Post 3/14/2006 RANT TIME


Current mood: annoyed
Category: Life

Ok, so this is how it is. I am hating people this week. I am trying to survive this new business thing and a lot of it is being charming to strangers, which is in total conflict with my people hating of late.
I'm annoyed by people who mindlessly try to convince themselves that they are happy because they are too fucking scared to change things.
I'm annoyed by people who lie and connive because they are too fucking ignorant to be honest.
I am annoyed by the people that cause you to lose friends you care about.
I'm annoyed with the fact that I can't seem to find a temperature that mkes me happy, either i am freezing to death or burning in hellfire. (Yeah I know, nothing to do with the topics at hand, but F-U it's my damn blog!)
I'm annoyed by people that butt into conversations they know nothing about.
I'm annoyed by unsolicited advice.
I'm annoyed by women who are worth more than their significant others will ever know.
I'm annoyed by men who get caught up by pussy. It's not the end of the fucking world.
I'm annoyed by women who think dick is the be all and end all of the world. Think about it, there are a billion more just like it out there.
I'm annoyed by men who are average fathers and failing husbands.
I'm annoyed by children. Period. (Except one.)
I'm annoyed by people who DON'T do something just because the cool kids are doing it. Dammit if it makes you happy!
I'm annoyed by mental laziness and emotional retardation.
I'm annoyed that I can't insult people in the way I am accustomed because they are too dense to break the words down. PHONICS, you fuck up.
I'm annoyed by MySpace whoring. No one is that fucking cool, k?
I'm annoyed by cheating, may it be on your spouse or at Yahtzee, come on just be honest.
I'm annoyed by the fact that everytime I ask someone a question I also have to ask "are you lying?"
I'm annoyed by having to think so much. It hurts my brain to deal with stupidity. I like being smart. I don't want your stupid rubbing off on me.
I'm annoyed by immaturity. It is rampant, like Kudzu on a hot summer day.
Well the basic generalization here is that people are buggin me.
Oh yeah. . .
I'm also annoyed by people who rant randomly and talk in circles.
I promise I'll get better.



Currently listening:
Harmful If Swallowed (CD & DVD)
By Dane Cook
Release date: 22 July, 2003

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