Current mood:
discontent Category: Travel and Places
I wrote a beautiful detailed account of my trip earlier today but lost it. . . so here goes a short list version:
Ten Reasons Myrtle Beach was a nightmare
1. Crotch Rockets in MASSIVE quantities.
2. Girls wearing thongs and little else on back of said crotch rockets.
3. Traffic directly related to thongs and crotch rockets.
4. Random torrential downpours.
5. Power outages during downpours.
6. Scary 70's trailer with strange sounds all night long.
7. Five hour car rides with a driving critic.
8. Sunburn.
9. Sunburn.
10. Four words: Atlantic Beach Bike Week (Google it if you're confused.)
Ten Reasons None Of The Above List Matter
10. Not being in Augusta for 51 straight hours.
9. 120-item seafood buffets at the Giant Crab.( Whatever kataifi is I like it.)
8. Coming home in the evening to find a bunny rabbit in your yard.
7. Watermelon and conversation with your hetero life-mate.
6. Scary 70's trailer.
5. Playing in the ocean til you are beet red and bruised from the waves.
4. Salt water taffy.
3. Being near the ocean. Period.
2. Viewing everything as an adventure instead of something unpleasant.
And the number one reason none of the crap matters?
1. The sound of a cracking whip at Medieval Times, and realizing you like that sound entirely too much. . .
Ten Reasons Myrtle Beach was a nightmare
1. Crotch Rockets in MASSIVE quantities.
2. Girls wearing thongs and little else on back of said crotch rockets.
3. Traffic directly related to thongs and crotch rockets.
4. Random torrential downpours.
5. Power outages during downpours.
6. Scary 70's trailer with strange sounds all night long.
7. Five hour car rides with a driving critic.
8. Sunburn.
9. Sunburn.
10. Four words: Atlantic Beach Bike Week (Google it if you're confused.)
Ten Reasons None Of The Above List Matter
10. Not being in Augusta for 51 straight hours.
9. 120-item seafood buffets at the Giant Crab.( Whatever kataifi is I like it.)
8. Coming home in the evening to find a bunny rabbit in your yard.
7. Watermelon and conversation with your hetero life-mate.
6. Scary 70's trailer.
5. Playing in the ocean til you are beet red and bruised from the waves.
4. Salt water taffy.
3. Being near the ocean. Period.
2. Viewing everything as an adventure instead of something unpleasant.
And the number one reason none of the crap matters?
1. The sound of a cracking whip at Medieval Times, and realizing you like that sound entirely too much. . .
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