Saturday, May 16, 2009

Re-Post 3/12/2006 Things I learned this week


Current mood: accomplished
Category: Jobs, Work, Careers

Well my mom and I have decided to start our own business, and in that endeavor we have learned many things. Here is a short list to tell you what the last week of my life has been like:

1. When you go to a job and decide that you can do a better job of doing it yourself, then do it your way.
2. Making an office in your home is the best thing ever.
3. Making an office in your home is a living fucking nightmare. Especially when you are already notorious for having entirely too much crap.
4. I currently feel like I am in one of those number puzzles where you have to organize the numbers into numerical order but you can't take any of the pieces out.
5. Working in your bathrobe is the best feeling ever.
6. Your friends that swore never to help you move anything ever again lied.
7. Sometimes you sacrifice your two square feet of bedroom floor space to find a home for that one lost lonely chair, that no one wants.
8. Hammering at all hours of the day and night is normal.
9. Tomorrow is the first day of the rest of my life.
10. And last but not least, sometimes your guinea pig, whom you love dearly, loses his house and has to spend a night sleeping in the hall.
P.S. I'll sell you my mom and her idea for a slight nominal fee. . .
P.P.S If this crazy idea flies, I might want her back! Hello Tahiti!

Currently listening:
Wither Blister Burn & Peel
By Stabbing Westward
Release date: 23 January, 1996

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